sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

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mama-marley:

skellertone:

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

The Sombrero galaxy


Seriously click it

mama-marley:

skellertone:

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

The Sombrero galaxy

Seriously click it

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Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

twlohasmp:

-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of)
-body
-personality
-family
-religion

Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.

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chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

(via everythingsfineipromise)


pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

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"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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